What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 18:49
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do I become mentally strong?
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
No way
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Nuts and Butts
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
An AIDS orphan, a pastor and his frantic search for the meds that keep her alive - NPR
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Scientists decipher the genetic history of 400 medieval skeletons - Earth.com